April 15, 2006

Protected: moving the fuck on up

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April 10, 2006

don’t say i didn’t warn you

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this is going to be really painful to look at. it’s the backside of a sculpture celebrating britney spears’ decision to become a stay-at-home-trailer-trash-mom after giving birth. britney, of course, had a c-section, so this piece of lovely artwork might be a little misleading, but hey, so is the part where britney’s legs look skinny and whatnot. enjoy!

April 2, 2006

Protected: hilarity ensues

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March 27, 2006

Protected: let’s get it on

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March 24, 2006

Protected: .99999

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March 19, 2006

Protected: lohan hunger watch: alert status red

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Protected: cheap laughs

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Protected: an “introspective epic” indeed

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Protected: OH NO!! it’s a gang of emo bullfrogs!

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March 14, 2006

Protected: what a slut

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Protected: big news

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March 10, 2006

Protected: lost ones

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Protected: another day like this

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March 4, 2006

Protected: two hundred thumbs up for piracy

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February 21, 2006

Protected: pretentious internet garbage by overeducated tragedies

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February 20, 2006

Protected: the patient//intolerance.

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February 18, 2006

Protected: are you alive?

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February 12, 2006

Protected: this hanging garden

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February 5, 2006

Protected: say hello to the angels

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February 2, 2006

Protected: the shape of things to come

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January 30, 2006

Protected: 113865081096179756

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Protected: every day’s my wedding day

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January 22, 2006

Protected: divisions

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January 17, 2006

Protected: hello! my name is: sensitive

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January 13, 2006

Protected: be careful out there

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Protected: take us back, number one

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January 12, 2006

Protected: strangled

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January 11, 2006

Protected: 113705320186429063

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January 6, 2006

Protected: she’s pretty but boring.

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January 4, 2006

Protected: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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January 3, 2006

Protected: feathers for JB

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December 30, 2005

Protected: and SPEAKING of commercials for things that are gay

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Protected: when a stranger calls

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Protected: america’s next top model quote of the day

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December 29, 2005

Protected: a minute for this small chronic break

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December 28, 2005

Protected: possibly the best first and last lines to any song, ever:

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December 27, 2005

Protected: the evil that men do

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December 24, 2005

Protected: my winter giving way to warm

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December 22, 2005

Protected: keeps perfectly still

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December 21, 2005

Protected: it never gets old

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Protected: 113520403329139812

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December 19, 2005

Protected: you’ve been stuck in a lift, in the belly of a whale, at the bottom of the ocean.

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December 15, 2005

Protected: as painful as this thing has been, i just can’t be with no one else.

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Protected: DEEP IN THE WOODS

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December 5, 2005

Protected: INTERNETS

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December 3, 2005

Protected: evenings like nebraska

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November 28, 2005

Protected: anniversary

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November 27, 2005

Protected: takes the piano and demon girls come out

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Protected: 113309790026461486

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November 25, 2005

Protected: somebody that i used to know

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November 24, 2005

Protected: please don’t take them away

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November 22, 2005

Protected: everything

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November 20, 2005

Protected: following traintracks up my lover’s arm

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November 18, 2005

Protected: l, m, n, o, p.

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November 15, 2005

Protected: splendorsuck

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November 11, 2005

Protected: my second favorite quote from the hampshire college children’s center

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November 10, 2005

Protected: an admission

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November 8, 2005

Protected: pallative behavioral public health sciences statistical group genetics outcomes

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Protected: the reflecting voter

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Protected: i waited but

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November 6, 2005

Protected: oh, but i much prefer the term, “apparition.”

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Protected: who would have known

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November 4, 2005

Protected: today’s suck list

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October 27, 2005

Protected: cues associated with incentives

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October 22, 2005

Protected: pull me out of the aircrash

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Protected: 113002843168004173

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Protected: 113002755319206231

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October 17, 2005

Protected: 112957266038805078

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Protected: engage

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October 14, 2005

Protected: *afterthought

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October 13, 2005

Protected: the new psychiatry

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October 11, 2005

Protected: yes, i am your rapture

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October 6, 2005

Protected: shadowlands

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October 5, 2005

Protected: goodbye is the new hello

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