April 10, 2006
don’t say i didn’t warn you
this is going to be really painful to look at. it’s the backside of a sculpture celebrating britney spears’ decision to become a stay-at-home-trailer-trash-mom after giving birth. britney, of course, had a c-section, so this piece of lovely artwork might be a little misleading, but hey, so is the part where britney’s legs look skinny and whatnot. enjoy!

March 19, 2006
Protected: lohan hunger watch: alert status red
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Protected: cheap laughs
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Protected: an “introspective epic” indeed
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Protected: OH NO!! it’s a gang of emo bullfrogs!
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Protected: big news
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Protected: another day like this
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March 4, 2006
Protected: two hundred thumbs up for piracy
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February 21, 2006
Protected: pretentious internet garbage by overeducated tragedies
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February 20, 2006
Protected: the patient//intolerance.
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February 2, 2006
Protected: the shape of things to come
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Protected: every day’s my wedding day
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January 17, 2006
Protected: hello! my name is: sensitive
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Protected: take us back, number one
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January 4, 2006
Protected: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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December 30, 2005
Protected: and SPEAKING of commercials for things that are gay
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Protected: when a stranger calls
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Protected: america’s next top model quote of the day
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December 29, 2005
Protected: a minute for this small chronic break
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December 28, 2005
Protected: possibly the best first and last lines to any song, ever:
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December 24, 2005
Protected: my winter giving way to warm
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Protected: 113520403329139812
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December 19, 2005
Protected: you’ve been stuck in a lift, in the belly of a whale, at the bottom of the ocean.
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December 15, 2005
Protected: as painful as this thing has been, i just can’t be with no one else.
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Protected: DEEP IN THE WOODS
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November 27, 2005
Protected: takes the piano and demon girls come out
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Protected: 113309790026461486
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November 25, 2005
Protected: somebody that i used to know
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